I make stuff up.

I do it for a living, and I do it because I love it, but either way, I make stuff up.

Sometimes the stuff I make up doesn’t have my name on it, because, like a ninja who uses words instead of weapons, I’m slowly taking over the Internet with all the copy I provide to different websites. Oh, sure, they add SEO enhancements, but the writing’s mine, even if you don’t know it.

Sometimes I make stuff up in print. And sometimes I play characters in audio improv or scripted audio dramas.

I write fiction and essays and edit things for friends.

But the bottom line is, I make stuff up.