Wanted: One Muse

You should keep a regular schedule, not visit with your pouch of creative glitter at three in the morning, and then spend a week sipping margaritas on some tropical shore while I stab pens through paper in fruitless attempts to find coherence.

You should be funny, but laughing only with me and never at me. You should be prepared to offer mugs of hot coffee or glasses of cold tea, as necessary, and you should be certain never to let me feel discouraged, even when I write something that patently sucks.

You should be maternal, cajoling and nagging, but also cheering me on, loudly.

Oh, right, and you shouldn’t cost me a cent.

Tags: Distilled Moments

Aqueous

Sunday afternoon found me jumping into the deep end of the pool rather than mincing into the water, step by step from the shallows. Cool liquid enveloped me, and I was suddenly a mermaid, splashing and frolicking with innocent delight.

Green and blue foam “noodles,” the aquatic colors matching the stripes in my swimsuit, were my toys, alternately forming an ersatz raft, or a free-floating obstacle course.

I floated on breeze-created waves with my eyes closed, later opening them to sudden disorientation caused by the leafy canopy of the trees, and higher up, the beginnings of a mackerel sky.

Tags: 100 Words, Distilled Moments